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Flip-Flops

Flip-Flops

Regular price $24.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $24.99 USD
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For your CUNTY feet.

Enjoy that rare moment where your feet aren't squished in to painful heels that cost more than most peoples annual wage, as you float down the cobbled streets of the Mediterranean, welcoming foreign sounding noises that (you have decided) are most certainly exotic sounding compliments. DO NOT GOOGLE TRANSLATE THEM! TRUST US.

WARNING: It is VITAL that you remember that, regardless of how awesome these flip-flops are, they're still flip-flops! So, think twice before telling your sexy vacation romance that you can "Totally ride a VESPA". It's his only mode of transportation. 

That's right, Giovanni is an Italian name dumb ass... do learning better.

 

 

Now for the important shit.
• Rubber sole
• Customizable 100% polyester fabric lining
• Black Y-shaped rubber straps
• Toe post style

Size guide

  US WOMEN US MEN EU UK
S 6-7.5 6-7 37-38.5 4-6
M 8-10 7.5-9.5 39-41 6.5-8
L 10.5-11 10-11.5 42-45 8.5-10.5
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